11/07/2006

Public Service Announcement

Ahoy from Republican Land, AKA The Spoke!! Its been awhile since I've written.....so, in honor of my favorite day, which only rolls around once every 2 years, I thought I would post a public service announcement.

ITS ELECTION DAY!!!! And its a big one. Unfortunately we're not electing a new President, but we ARE electing House and Senate members and my beloved Democratic party is poised for big things. I'm talking House takeover, and *maybe* a Senate takeover as well. Its like the birth of a new America.

In case you're on the fence about who to vote for, a Democrat or an evil Republican, think about this - imagine a world where when you wake up in the morning, you know your government isn't run by crazy, hateful, ignorant, intolerant, sleazy, corrupt, selfish people. Rick Santorum will no longer be the junior Senator from Pennsylvania, making stupid, ignorant comments about gay people and women and everyone else who doesn't fall into the "white, straight, male, wealthy" category. Conrad Burns will be in jail somewhere in Montana. Jim Talent will crawl back into his little hole in the ground, hopefully to be attacked by those dreaded stem cells and killed. Just think about it. I'm not saying Dems running the show will be sunshine and roses - I mean, we'll still be stuck with John Kerry and his bad jokes and Nancy Pelosi and her scary post-5th-facelift botoxed clown look. But at least they're fun to make fun of, while the Republicans mentioned above, and about 25 or so others who are on their way out today, are just scary scary people.

SOOOO - the public service announcement. GO VOTE!!!! I don't really care if you're voting Democrat or Republican, b/c let's face it - if you vote Republican you are going to be on the losing team and who likes that? I've had to suffer through being on the losing team for about 8 years now, and let me tell you - it sucks. So make the swtich! Vote Democrat! Its going to be a big day for us - shouldn't we all just be winners together?

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